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Offline Vedad

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"Pazarske sitne" :-D
« on: August 06, 2013, 11:30:36 PM »
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    • 1.-Babo, sto se ti ne prijavis, Boga ti na ovu "SLAGALICU", vidis sve se hadaljevi (budale) prijavljuju?
    -Pa, sine, jesam li i ja hadalj ? :D

    2.Neka avio kompanija raspisala konkurs za mesto pilota i tu se prijavili Pazarac, Nemac i Francuz. Pitaju Nemca za kolko bi para vozio avion, on kaze za jedno 4000 eura, pitaju Francuza, kaze za dvije. Na kraj pitaju Pazarca, on hoce 6000. Pita ga poslodavac sto toliko kad ovi hoce za mnogo manje da rade, kaze Pazarac:
    "Dvije hiljade meni, dvije hiljade tebi i dvije cemo dat Francuzu nek vozi" :D

    3.DODJE PRIJE NEKI DAN DECKO INACE RADI I ZIVI U NEMACKOJ I PITA ME:

    "Bruda vidi mi ova Hendy, uz'o sam ga gore na Fetrag, nema mi nesto neca " !  :trollface: ..Handy - mobilni telefon, Vertrag (Fetrag) - ugovor, Netz (nec) - mreza :D

    4.PRAVILA FUDBALA KAD SMO BILI DECA:

    -Meč je gotov kad se svi umore.
    -Nema sudije.
    -Penal kad onaj nad kojim je faul psuje sve na svijetu.
    -Cesti rezultat 14-12
    -Ako se vlasnik lopte naljuti, loptu nosi kući i meč je gotov.
    -Najveći hajvan je uvijek na GO' !! :DD


    « Last Edit: August 06, 2013, 11:33:42 PM by Vedad »
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    Offline ZIDAR

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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #1 on: August 06, 2013, 11:34:53 PM »
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    • Ha, svašta možemo ovde naučiti. Znači hajvan = budala :D
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    Offline Jopa

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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #2 on: August 06, 2013, 11:44:29 PM »
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    • Budala, budala. :x
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    Offline Nuchoo

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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #3 on: August 07, 2013, 12:04:08 AM »
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    • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA pobedio :D

    btw JOŠ
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    Offline Jopa

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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #4 on: August 07, 2013, 12:25:21 AM »
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    • Još, još. :x
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    Offline Vedad

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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #5 on: August 07, 2013, 03:46:43 PM »
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    • Objašnjava unuk dedu šta je lap top:

    - Vidiš dedo, ovo ti je lap top, sklopiš ga ovako i nosiš ga đe hoćeš.
    -HAJ OVI PAZARCI, STA IM SVE NEĆE PAS' NA PAMET DA IZMISLE !!

    Kako prepoznat stranca u Pazaru?
    -Prelazi ulicu na pešačkom prelazu !! :D

    Prišao Pazarac devojci u diskoteci i kaže: Mogu da ti postavim dva pitanja? - Kaze ona: Hajde bujrum(izvoli).. Prvo pitanje: Hoćeš da mi pođeš? Drugo pitanje: što nećeš?? :DD

    Razgovaraju dvije nane:
    -"Udaje mi se unuka, ako Bog da."
    -"Eh moja ti, ljijepo Boga mi, odakle je?"
    -"Iz Fejsbuka, ne znam ti ja đe to
    dođe, alj' tako mi ona reče !! :D

     :trollface:
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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #6 on: August 07, 2013, 07:05:04 PM »
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    • JOŠ JOŠ JOŠ JOŠ!  :skaceodsrece:
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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #7 on: August 07, 2013, 07:15:03 PM »
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    • Cudan ste vi narod (pazarci) :trollface:
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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #8 on: August 07, 2013, 07:28:49 PM »
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    • Čudni, čudni. :x
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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #9 on: August 08, 2013, 09:20:07 AM »
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    • Pita učiteljica Pazarca:Ti imaš 100 din., ja ti uzmem 20, koliko ti ostaje?
    Pazarac: Ada kome ti da uzmeš !?

    HAHAHAHHAHAHA
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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #10 on: August 08, 2013, 10:32:54 AM »
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    • AHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH JOS JOS JOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:
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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #11 on: December 19, 2013, 09:04:02 PM »
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    • :D
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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #12 on: December 19, 2013, 09:09:00 PM »
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    • Harii, baci koju sitnu :-D
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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #13 on: December 22, 2013, 05:30:58 PM »
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    Re: "Pazarske sitne" :-D
    « Reply #14 on: December 22, 2013, 06:48:11 PM »
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    • Quote from: Extrim on December 22, 2013, 05:30:58 PM

    Hahahahhahah, nemo' nikom, samo cijelom Pazaru :d
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