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Offline @c!A^

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Re: Crni Humor :)
« Reply #30 on: February 29, 2012, 06:39:31 PM »
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    • axaxaxaxaxax.. pobedda.. xDD
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    Offline YFCB

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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #31 on: May 09, 2012, 10:34:42 PM »
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    • Dodju tri generala kod Hitlera i takmice se ko ce dalje da sutne jevreja.
    Sutne prvi 2 metra odleti jevrejin.
    Sutne drugi 4 metra odleti jevrejin.
    Sutne treci 6 metara odleti jevrejin.
    Dodje Hitler sutne jevreja i odleti 30 metara.
    ovi se zacude i kazu : vasistas
    Hitler : adidas :)
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #32 on: February 17, 2013, 03:45:58 AM »
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    • Zasto je mala Marija pala sa ljuljaske..?
    -Zato sto nema ruke.
    Kuc, kuc.. -Ko je..? -Mala Marija sigurno nije..
    Sta je mala Marija dobila za Bozic? -Prsluk...
    Gde se nalazi mala Marija posle eksplozije? -Svuda okolo..

    Zasto se mala Ana ne igra sa drugarima..? -Zato sto je udario kamion.
    Zasto se mali Uros ne igra sa drugovima?  -Zato sto je preminuo na rodjenju

    Koliko ukupno ima etiopljanina.? -84kg

    Sta radi Sasa Matic za Ng? -Slusa vatromet.
    Kako su roditelji kaznjavali Sasu Matica? -Menjali su mu raspored u sobi.
    Sta radi S. Matic kod ocnog lekara?  -Zajebava...
    Kako se S. Matic proveo na zurci? -Nevidjeno...
    Kako se S. Matic oblaci..? -Kao slepac...

    Ima li sta lepse od zlatne medalje na paraolimpijskim igrama..? -Hodanje...

    Ima li sta gore od 6 beba u kontejnjeru? -Jedna beba u 6 kontejnera...
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #33 on: February 17, 2013, 04:35:16 AM »
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    • Kaze cerka tati:
    -Tata, nocas me je silovao deda mraz!
    Tata:
    -Ho, ho, ho...

    Sta radi crnac kad je bolestan?
    Skuplja pamuk...

    Pricaju dva Crnogorca u kaficu i jedan od njih provali da je ovaj drugi tuzan, pa ga upita:
    -Je li, Nikola, sto si mi nesto tuzan?
    -Ma pusti me, otac mi je u bolnici.
    -Au, i kako mu je?
    -Pa, na aparatima je.
    -Na aparatima? Pa jel dobija?

    -Koliki je novi crnogorski rekord na 100 metara?
    Sezdeset metara.

    -Kako dva Crnogorca peru auto?
    -Jedan drzi sundjer, a drugi vozi napred nazad.

    Izvinjavam se ovima iz CG  :-\
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #34 on: February 18, 2013, 01:21:55 AM »
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    • Zasto se Sasa Matic prijavio u "Sve za ljubav"?
    - Nije video brata 30 godina.  :D
    « Last Edit: February 18, 2013, 12:49:54 PM by Djene »
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #35 on: August 10, 2013, 06:58:50 PM »
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    • Da ozivimo malo temu.
    Svaki put kad izadjem iz kuce komsije mi vicu na sav glas "Pedofilu" i to samo jer ja imam 52, a moja devojka 21 godinu.To nam je danas totalno upropastilo desetogodisnjicu veze.
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #36 on: August 10, 2013, 09:54:41 PM »
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    • Pitali Crnogorca koji je najteži posao koji je ikad radio, a on će:
    - "Čuvar groblja. Svi leže, a ja moram stajati."


    Smuva lik klinku u gradu i povede je kolima u šumu:
    - Koliko imaš godina?
    - 13.
    - M'rš iz auta!
    - Marš ti seljaku sujeverni!


    Nakon velike saobraćajne nesreće dva policajca vr�e uviđaj i pita jedan:
    - Gde je ruka?
    - U njivi!
    - Gde je noga?
    - U njivi!
    - Gde je glava?
    - Na asfaltu!
    - Jel se pi�e na asvaltu ili na asfaltu?
    Drugi �utne glavu i ka�e:
    - U njivi!
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #37 on: June 18, 2016, 10:15:26 PM »
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    • Humor - https://www.friv2online.com/ Games with humor are projects in which there are enough jokes on topical topics of our time, or just funny situations that you want to laugh at. These games can be of a variety of genres, from arcade games to adventure detectives. There are also games with humor for the company, made with an emphasis on multiplayer or co-op. Among the funniest novelties of our time are Human Fall Flat, Among Us, Fall Guys and even The Witcher 3 or Cyberpunk 2077 with their jokes.

    « Last Edit: March 22, 2021, 11:55:56 PM by Niknik111 »
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #38 on: January 10, 2017, 01:33:47 AM »
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    • Quote from: Shackal on August 10, 2013, 06:58:50 PM
    Da ozivimo malo temu.
    Svaki put kad izadjem iz kuce komsije mi vicu na sav glas "Pedofilu" i to samo jer ja imam 52, a moja devojka 21 godinu.To nam je danas totalno upropastilo desetogodisnjicu veze.

    xaxaxaxaxaxaa newerujem !
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    Re: Crni Humor :)
    « Reply #39 on: January 10, 2017, 01:34:33 AM »
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    • Quote from: Shackal on August 10, 2013, 06:58:50 PM
    Da ozivimo malo temu.
    Svaki put kad izadjem iz kuce komsije mi vicu na sav glas "Pedofilu" i to samo jer ja imam 52, a moja devojka 21 godinu.To nam je danas totalno upropastilo desetogodisnjicu veze.

    hahahah DRZME UKEY SESTRO
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    « Reply #40 on: January 10, 2017, 01:34:53 AM »
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    • SMESNO JE JER JE ON TADA IMAO 42 A ONA 11 Xdddd
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    « Reply #41 on: January 10, 2017, 01:36:41 AM »
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    • nerazumem.
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    « Reply #42 on: January 10, 2017, 01:39:14 AM »
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    • Quote from: w[A]ikiki^ on January 10, 2017, 01:36:41 AM


    nerazumem.

    IS THIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT? HUGH MUNGUS WOT
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